So a good friend of mine spent a great deal of time finishing a book. Personally I find his writing brilliant and funny, so if you can, support his efforts and buy his book. I doubt you'll be disappointed. The book is a satirical lost writing from Jesus, which ends being up found in the year 2000. Turns out Jesus has been spending more time on earth with us and hates everything we've become. This is a hilarious and at times facetious hate list about humanity at the present. An entertaining list of everything that is wrong with humanity, including fads, social media, marketing, language, grammar,and everything else we trick ourselves into believing. Whether you're an Atheist or a devout follower, I think anyone with a good sense of humor and writing will enjoy this book. Go support art and literature.
Rants of a crazy person with a guitar...
Friday, August 22, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
Zvex Fuzz Factory / Fuzz Probe Settings
One of my favorite fuzz pedals of all time is the Fuzz Factory/Fuzz Probe. So far... The thing is, the reasons I love it are the very reasons many people find it frustrating. It's so versatile and each knob is so sensitive and interdependent, that it is almost impossible to figure out right away. The pedal really contains a lot of sounds within it, and it can be very versatile. However, it takes a lot of time twiddling with its knobs and even the knobs on you guitar. So, in hopes to help you speed the learning process along, I thought I would post some of my favorite settings I've found useful on this pedal. Before that, I should try to explain my understanding of what each knob does.
Vol (Volume): Volume.... Not much else to say about it, other than it's a really high output pedal, so I hardly ever set this above 9 o'clock.
Gate: Kind of like a noise gate. Can be turned up to decrease any unwanted feedback or squealing when the Stab knob is turned down. It also seems to affect the sustain of some notes, if turned up high.
Comp (Compression): Changes the attack of each note, turned down, it's off, turned up your attack is softened. When turned all the way up, sometimes you can get a single pitch.
Drive: Same as any other dirt pedal. Sometimes know as a "gain" knob. This adds the fuzz and hair to the sound. Turned down, the pedal can get fairly clean, almost like an overdrive pedal. Turned up, you almost hit Big Muff Fuzz territory.
Stab (Stability): This is an odd knob. From what I understand, this controls the voltage to the circuit (hence the loss of stability at times). Most of the time, if you just want this pedal to act as a normal fuzz, keep the stab all the way up at 5 o'clock. As you turn it down, you can some wacky squeals and sounds. The squeals can again be controlled with the Gate knob. The Fuzz Probe is the same thing as a Fuzz Factory, however they added a proximity plate to allow you to control this knob with your feet or hands, or whatever. Things can get crazy with this. I often have to turn the volume down to mess with this knob.
Tip: Your guitars volume and tone controls also change the sound of this pedal DRASTICALLY! I've managed to get overdrive sounds from a volume knob turned down, and I've made pitch shifting controls with my volume and tone knobs. Also, like most Fuzz Face type circuits. This pedal likes to be the first in a chain of pedals. Any pedals with buffers or wah pedals before it change the tone of the pedal drastically. Most people find the change in tone unpleasant.
So, with all of that said, here are some of my favorite settings for this insane piece of equipment. The following settings are ordered from the least amount of gain at the top, to the highest gain towards the bottom. All settings are notated in clock form with the volume set at 9 o'clock and the volume knob set to your preference.
| Name | Gate | Comp | Drive | Stab |
| Overdrive Fuzz Blues | 2:30 | 7:00 | 7:00 | 10:00 **Turn guitar volume down to clean up the sound. |
| Punky | 2:30-3:30 | 7:00 | 7:00 | 5:00 |
| High Octave (turning the drive up works too | 2:30 | 7:00 | 9:00 | 5:00 |
| Traditional Fuzz | 9:00 | 7:00 | 1:00 | 5:00 |
| Resonant Fuzz | 7:00 | 7:00 | 12:00 | 4:00 |
| Thick Crackle | 2:30 | 12:00 | 1:00 | 9:00 |
| Fuzz Face | 7:00 | 7:00 | 12:00 | 5:00 |
| 60's Fuzz | 2:00 | 8:30 | 3:00 | 5:00 |
| Stooges Fuzz | 3:00 | 7:00 | 3:00 | 5:00 |
| Fuzz Splutter | 3:00 | 12:00 | 3:00 | 9:00 |
| *My Standard Fuzz Tone | 7:00 | 7:00 | 3:00 | 5:00 |
| Lead Crackle | 3:00 | 8:00 | 5:00 | 5:00 |
| Smashing Pumpkins-esque | 3:30 | 9:00 | 5:00 | 10:00 |
Probe Action Settings:
| Name | Gate | Comp | Drive | Stab |
| High Probe Control (w/feet) | 7:00 | 7:00 | 4:00 | 9:00 with the guitar volume down |
| Turn the guitar volume almost all the way down, and stomp on the probe for notes to come out | 7:00 | 7:00 | 5:00 | 9:00 |
Weird Sounds:
| Name | Gate | Comp | Drive | Stab |
| Arpeggio | 12:00 | 3:00 | 3:00 | 3:00 |
| Rough Velcro | 7:00 | 4:30 | 5:00 | 2:00 |
| Static | 12:00 | 12:00 | 5:00 | 7:00 |
| Quick Squeal Trick | 12:30 | 12:30 | 4:30 | 4:00 Quickly turn the guitar volume off for squeals |
| Spaceship Ray-Gun: with a Tremolo Pedal in front and a Delay pedal behind the fuzz | 12:30 | 11:30 | 3:30 | 7:00 the tremolo pedal can be behind the fuzz, but you get less "ray-gun". |
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Mr. Lum's Tap Emporium
I usually provide and maintain this site with only free content. However, if anyone feels like giving a few bucks on GoFundMe, my brother is looking to start up a craft beer outlet and bar, back in Oregon. He's a true beer lover like myself, and I know he would run a great place with the right backing. Hell, $10 gets you a free pint of beer, so if you're near Monmounth, Oregon, that's not a totally bad deal. Here in Japan, it costs me about $9 for a pint of good beer. So, again, if you feel like being generous and donating, I would thank you.
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Aug. 23rd Show
Should be a good night. Looking forward to seeing and playing with a few of these bands.
岡崎康洋(蝉)/Godzilla Snacks ゴジラスナック/TALLBOY/ポカムス @cafeandbar_gigi
Lum
Friday, June 27, 2014
Thanks from Godzilla Snacks, more shows to come, the Future
The "Kill Your Fucking Boss" event at Graf was a lot of fun. Probably the most fun I've had at a show since Portland. It was gratifying to play for so many people who love music and were willing to come out on a Wednesday night. The Routes were great, Pussy Strunk was fun, and Pear of the West did a laid back acoustic show. We didn't have our ovaries that night. Maybe she'll play some future shows. Thanks to Chris for the photos.
Speaking of the future. Yes Portland, I'm coming. Just waiting on lots of paperwork and getting my life together enough to move it. Scary. Until then, I have a not-so-laid-back acoustic show in two weeks at Gigi. I'll being playing a song for Josh. More shows on the way hopefully.
Sunday, June 8, 2014
Sitarcaster Viewer Build
I thought I'd share a video from Dave who found my Electric Sitarcaster useful and built something for himself. Sounds damn good!
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
@Graf 「KILL YOUR FUCKING BOSS #11」
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Some Acoustic Shows Coming Soon
Some acoustic shows coming up and maybe a few stripped down shows. I'm coming in to piss off the sentimental type.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Friday, April 18, 2014
Josh Hemminger
This one hurts. He was too young, but as we all find out, life is fragile. Someone I considered a damn
good friend passed away. Details are sketchy, but the sad fact is, I'll never see this guy rock out to
another show, I'll never get to spend another barbeque with him, or have sidesplitting laughs with him
again. This guy kept me going, and I wish I told him that. In fact the outpouring of love I’ve seen for
him today is great. I however just hope most of you were able to tell him those feelings while he was
with us.
Josh had a great spirit. He was the life of any event or party. Someone who was real and not full of
anything. I don't remember him ever trying to be anything but strait with people. Whether is was
harsh, loving, or bombastic with chaos. For a few years I remember him front and center at almost
every show I played, screaming his head off. He was giving out more energy than the band. For years
after that he would remain probably my biggest supporter and fan, and thankfully a friend. He would
show up to almost every show I had, and if he didn't, you could bet the show was going to suck or lack
something.
He was the kind of guy who would always be there for you too. Selfless. I could call that guy at any
hour of the day a total mess and he would pick up. Never upset, just glad to hear from you. I
remember having many deep and long phone conversations with him. Not sure if we figured
everything out about life, but we philosophized. He was a little deeper than people may think. I think
people liked to judge him by first meetings, but after a few minutes he could win anyone over. I don't
know if people gave him enough credit for how giving he was. I can remember a number of times
freezing outside some crappy bar and he would offer you his coat, or his shoes, or a couch to sleep on,
even gas money home.
He cared, but didn't cared too much about useless things. He lived by many of his own rules. I
remember seeing his “bank”, a can of money in the corner of his room. He said, “he was tired for
being charged and ripped off by other banks, so fuck it, that's my bank now.” He taught me a thing or
two about living life how you want and on your terms. All I can take away from this is, well, sadness.
But, also, I want to live life with the energy he had. I want to approach everyday with his energy. Play
every show with his fury. I won't forget him, and I will do my best to keep his memory alive in how I
approach life. I love you Josh. I really wish you could read this.
good friend passed away. Details are sketchy, but the sad fact is, I'll never see this guy rock out to
another show, I'll never get to spend another barbeque with him, or have sidesplitting laughs with him
again. This guy kept me going, and I wish I told him that. In fact the outpouring of love I’ve seen for
him today is great. I however just hope most of you were able to tell him those feelings while he was
with us.
Josh had a great spirit. He was the life of any event or party. Someone who was real and not full of
anything. I don't remember him ever trying to be anything but strait with people. Whether is was
harsh, loving, or bombastic with chaos. For a few years I remember him front and center at almost
every show I played, screaming his head off. He was giving out more energy than the band. For years
after that he would remain probably my biggest supporter and fan, and thankfully a friend. He would
show up to almost every show I had, and if he didn't, you could bet the show was going to suck or lack
something.
He was the kind of guy who would always be there for you too. Selfless. I could call that guy at any
hour of the day a total mess and he would pick up. Never upset, just glad to hear from you. I
remember having many deep and long phone conversations with him. Not sure if we figured
everything out about life, but we philosophized. He was a little deeper than people may think. I think
people liked to judge him by first meetings, but after a few minutes he could win anyone over. I don't
know if people gave him enough credit for how giving he was. I can remember a number of times
freezing outside some crappy bar and he would offer you his coat, or his shoes, or a couch to sleep on,
even gas money home.
He cared, but didn't cared too much about useless things. He lived by many of his own rules. I
remember seeing his “bank”, a can of money in the corner of his room. He said, “he was tired for
being charged and ripped off by other banks, so fuck it, that's my bank now.” He taught me a thing or
two about living life how you want and on your terms. All I can take away from this is, well, sadness.
But, also, I want to live life with the energy he had. I want to approach everyday with his energy. Play
every show with his fury. I won't forget him, and I will do my best to keep his memory alive in how I
approach life. I love you Josh. I really wish you could read this.
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| Josh, offering perhaps the first ever guitar duet played on one guitar. One of the best shows ever. |
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